Alright people, there has been a serious lack of library etiquette in the past few days. So I'd like to share with you a few of my personal pet peeves that I'm sure are shared by quite a few people. First, please don't sit on top of others in the library when there are other perfectly good seats available that are comfortable distances away from others. Second, if you are gonna cough and you're on the other side of the petition, please do us all a favor and stay behind the petition. Stop coming around the petition to cough because everytime you do this, you projectile your germs towards others who would rather not get sick. It's really quite disgusting. Also, if you have a cold, please get yourself some tissues because listening to you snivel for two hours is not only disgusting, but fiercely annoying. If I end up giving you a tissue, its not because I sympathize your condition, this is me being passive aggressive and letting you know that you need to invest in tissues ASAP before I shove some tissues up your nose. In conclusion, if you are sick, please remove yourself from any vicinity in which hundreds of people are located. Sincerely, the girl who keeps on dodging the germ projectiles.
P.S. I'm thinking of developing a germ projectile shield in order to survive the next few weeks.
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