So for the majority of the summer I've been trying to gain a greater understanding of how to successfully bridge the gap between being a college a student and being a real person. Some people bridged this gap by immediately starting jobs and creating a new life which revolves around their office lives. Pretty intelligent. They've immersed themselves into a new culture at an early age and therefore gain an advantage over the rest of us who have yet to really start into the workforce. I admire and respect these people greatly. Its a terrifying thing to delve into a new culture, especially after being thrust from your previous one with the graduation ceremonies. Others have dealt with the transition by not dealing with the transition at all and have rather remained in school. Personally thats the choice that I wish that I had chosen. Its simpler and retains a semblance of constancy which seems somewhat nonexistent when starting a "career." Ok, that last part came out wrong. Those people aren't wimps by any stretch of the imagination. I actually think that it is just as difficult to start at a new academic institute as it is to start a new job.
Well, you're probably asking, why the hell did you just write that. Why did you just waste 30 seconds of my reading time with that? The answer is: I once again don't really fit into any of those categories. I have yet to start to work and in order to get my school fix I decided to volunteer with my high school's marching band. Yep, I'm that person and I'm proud of it. It has definitely been one of the best decisions I've made this year. You'd think after 8 years of marching that teaching and helping out with a marching band would be a piece of cake...well you're wrong. It is probably one of the most difficult things I've done in a long time. First off, I completely forgot just how awkward high school was. I think my brain did me a favor by blocking out the majority of my awkward memories, but there are some that just never seem to go away...yeah, if you were an awkward kid like me, and lets be real, who wasn't, then you know what kind of memories I'm talking about. You know, the ones that involve the ridiculously awkward conversation about something that you think that you understand, only to later realize that you had no idea what the hell you were talking about. Or the ones that involve you word-vomiting all over yourself. Or the ones that involve you having an out of body experience...when you look at yourself and are screaming to yourself to just run away and lock yourself in a dark room before you say or do the stupid thing that you're inevitably going to do. Well, good thing the majority of us didn't have Facebook during my high school years...and those that did, well we didn't really know what to do with it...thank goodness. Truly, I think some high schoolers are so much tamer because they fear that whatever they do will end up on Facebook or twitter or youtube...a respectable fear. Ok quick question: can someone please explain to me guys obsession with cross-dressing and why they think its funny. Honestly, its so gross. I don't want to see girls in tight skirts and jeans so what makes you think that I want to see you with your junk hanging out of those same tight skirts and jeans...its just not attractive. But all in all, its quite an amazing learning experience and I have enjoyed every moment of it. Who woulda guessed that I'd be the one going back to volunteer? So this post wasn't as awesome as some of my others but I'm trying to get back into the swing of it so please keep with me as I attempt to locate my voice once again.
Oh, btw, Sweet Frogs. The pink and green. I feel like if my sorority wasn't an animal house that thats what it would look like. Seriously, you puked Delta Zeta and Lily Pulitzer. Ew. Why? Just...why? Do us all a favor, please refrain from your outlandish obsession with those two colors. You are giving the combination a bad name and for those of us who have only recently accepted the beauty of the pink and green color combination, you are forcing us back to our original love of non-feminine color combinations. Help future Delta Zetas and Lily Pulitzer lovers out there and stop using pink and green in such an atrocious manner.
Sincerely,
A lover of the ridiculous amounts of yogurt toppings you offer
P.S. Can you please have scales so I can know before I pay if I'm eating and paying for my weight in yogurt and yogurt toppings. Much appreciated.
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